Two funny conversations

I found some funny conversations. These are two of them.

Men: If I died, would you marry again?

Women: Oh darling, of course I would not. I’d go and live with my sister. And if I died, would you remarry?

Men: No. I think I’d go and live with your sister too.

Dentist: This will hurt you a little.

Patient: Ok.

Dentist: I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.